black-capricorn-day:

my outift for the day :]

Well that is just plain rude.

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thescientificmethods:

faded-as-my-jeans:

scoldylox:

pocketdonut:

blissandzen:

happydoge:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

If you have a complaint with the number and quality of bills he’s being presented to sign, remember Congress has to pass that shit first, fool. He can’t sign what Republicans won’t allow votes on.

HOW DARE SOMEONE TAKE 15 MINUTES AT MOST OUT OF THEIR TIME TO WALK THEIR DOG! WHAT A HEARTLESS BASTARD!  MITT ROMNEY 2012- HE LEAVES THE DOG ON THE ROOF FOREVER. GOD BLESS AMERCIA.

He probably sleeps and eats and brushes his teeth and hugs his daughters all while bill after bill after bill is waiting for his signature. I can’t believe that the president of our country isn’t fixing every problem single-handedly and according to my exact specifications, and is instead enjoying time with an actual canine. It makes me so upset that that I’m going to whine about it on Tumblr and look like an idiot! Fuck Amercia. /sarcasm

Crying with laughter at the OP. 

Can people on Tumblr not recognise a joke when they see one or something?

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boyslut:

omg I want one 

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